princeofnope:

lovvewwilltearusapart:

oh yay thanks eridan

==> You take it, and lick it a few times. Yeah, fuck keeping your whole “vegan” image up, this shit was good. Also, it was like an indirect fucking kiss ok that shit was exciting.

==> You smirk.

hey eri take the last bit a it i dont wwant any more

==> YEAH ERIDAN YOU’RE GONNA KISS ME INDIRECTLY TOO AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT

==> You watch her lick the icecream because obviously there was nothing else to watch, and humans where boring as fuck.

uh

sure i guess if you insist.

==> You take the icecream from her and eat the rest of it, then take a bite out of the cone.

==> Mission “Get Eridan To Kiss You Indirectly” was a success, and now you could brag about it on the internet. Now if only Mission “Actually Get Eridan To Kiss You Willingly” would come to fruition, you’d have a fucking field day. Being the ever-observant lady you are, you notice that a bit of chocolate ice cream was left over on his cheek. Well, that just wouldn’t do! He looked silly, and you would have none of that.

hey eri you havve a bit a

nevver mind ill get it

==> Such as classy lady like yourself couldn’t stand using your fingers to wipe that off, they’d get sticky! So you use your tongue instead, licking at the leftover dairy products like a fucking meowbeast. And for a few brief moments, you could swear you almost touched his mouth. Ah, these next days would be bliss.